No One Wants Their Pennies!!!
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Sunday, June 24, 2007
FREE STARBUCKS!
Just got some FREE Starbucks from this dude Jimmy that comes in! SWEET!!!!!! I could get used to this job! haha
Things That Annoy Me
1) Fat Chicks That Dance In The Store
2) People That Tell Me The Owner Sells To Them For A Certain Price
3) People That Can't Speak English
4) Little Annoying Ass Kids
5) Crazy Ass Bums
Not Going To Win! Fat Hole In Throat Biatch Introduced
Just now some woman came in with her husband and persisted to have me get her a certain ticket out of scratch off box! She wanted that exact number thinking she is going to win some large amount of money! Bitch the lottery is a scam! jesus christ! I called Khurram and he was like "tell her to fuck off!".... its funny because thats what I thought.
Anyways I dub this woman.... Fat Hole In The Throat Biatch due to her largeness and the fact that she talks like one of those people that uses to talk due to smoking too much!
First Weirdo! No Teeth Africancono Introduced!
This weekend this crazy black somewhat homeless dude has been coming in and saying stuff to the customers and me. Today (Sunday) I was smoking a cigarette and customers came inside so I put it down to ring them up. The dude came over and smoked my cigarette infront of the store. I yelled out to him..."hey bro thats mine!" and he looked at me and was like "whatever" and walked away. Five minutes later the guy tried to come in the store and I was like "no sir, please leave". The guy begun yelling at me and I just continued saying "Sir, please leave". Finally the dude left after telling me he was going to "set me up" and "see if I do the same thing to a homeless guy". This type of shit just make me laugh... people are fucking insane dumbshits. To end this blog I have decided to dub this man as 'No Teech Africancono' due to his lack of teeth and the fact he is African American.
NO OFFENSE IS MENT TO THE AFRICAN AMERICAN RACE FOR THIS GENTLEMAN'S TITLE.
Much love,
Dan 'Deezie' Egan
Decision To Blog
As I sit here behind the counter at my job i'm looking at Facebook and see a comment from my boy Pdub (Patrick Williams). The comment states that "damn dude your last five status things were deep". I chuckled a bit because that was something that I thought he would say. Then I thought about it and I decided to start a blog to write ever Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday i'm here. I encounter many interesting folks while behind the counter and what's a better what to pass the time (12 hrs on Sat & Sun and 5hrs on Tues & Thurs) than write about these people. Anyways look out for my first entry sometime later tonight or tommorrow.
One Love,
Dan 'Deezie' Egan
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